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Date: Wed, 7 Mar 2007 12:00AM PDT)
From: Send an Instant Message "John French" <mosshead7@yahoo.com>  
Subject: Jonathan Pig Face
To: redeye@foxnews.com
i do not like that Jonathan guy (of Capitalist Pig.com and frequesnt guest on FNC's Bulls & Bears) at all - in fact i had to stop watching your show because i do not like him so much - Michelangelo believed that the human form is the mirror of one's soul and thus watching Jonathan pig face pricks my eyes, mind and solar plexus = i get a bad felling from him and cannot watch or even listen to him
and, sure, Greg is not the most aesthetically pleasing individual on God's green planet (oh, wait, it's surely turning brown and melting away because most of us our ungrateful and non thankful enough to appreciate it - "what have we done to the earth? what have we done to our fair sister" ravished and plundered and ripped her and bit her - stuck her w/ knives in the side of the dawn and tied her w/ fences and dragged her down") but there's something endearing about Greg like Gonzo from the Muppets. Jonathan is more like Miss Piggy from the Muppets = just fucking annoying and fugly
moreover, funny how he was trying to impress the ladies.  oh, no? go back and watch the tapes.  yeah, i'm a whiz-kid (not only at whizzing) but at psychoanalysis
Giovanni French


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Poetry  By John Alan Conte`, Jr.
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