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Date: Wed, 6 Dec 2006 12:00AM PDT)
From: Send an Instant Message "John French" <mosshead7@yahoo.com>  
Subject: Sarah Jessica Parker in Pittsburgh
To: showbiztonight@cnn.com
I just used to think Sarah Jessica Parker was okay but no special spark.
In fact, she kind of struck me as someone more superficial, materialistic A-lister instead of  someone nonchalant, a bit earthy, spiritual and a passion for good music, art and literature.
However, after seeing some candid footage of her being interviwed on Pittsburgh's KDKA (one of the oldest stations in the country), I think I'm sucked-in. I don't know if it was a game or not but she almost appeared shy, humble, modest and a little nervous like the camera was some really cute, cool guy or something.
I know she's smart. (And not trying to play-off the film being shot here called "Smart People" w/ Dennis Quaid = The man who already attended a Steeler's game and who's played our Oakmont pro golf course four times). She seems highly intelligent and adaptable and, of course, she's very attractive with a tight little body.
But, as it goes with Sex In the City, she blew-it w/ John Corbett's character and was more into Mr. Bigg (sp?) and, well, Mr. Bigg was so freakin' cheesy to me and John Corbett, well, he's Chris from Northern Exposure = which is one of the best shows ever.
Best of the Roses,
John French    mystrawhat.com
Jamband Georgia
She was a
Fire on the mountain.
Out of the blue
Leaving home
Found in
Rue 57.
A little piece
Of Heaven
At 5 foot 7
She was divided
As a whole and
The sum of zero.
A real suburban hero
She  took the HWY
And counted the stars -
Nothing was too far
And nothing was.
Jamband Georgia
Forged her way
Through America and
She wasn't lost, man.
She was a real human -
Until she met Larry Newman
And started drinking gin,
And committed original sin.
Now w/ 2 kids and a mini van
But, at least, she still
Gets it done.
Mr. Newman baby sits
While she makes it out
To the Jamband scene.
She still lights-up a room
And got a body that says
Vroom - vroom - vroom.
She works a job
And wears glasses.
And still has one
Of the nicest asses
In mocha corduroys.
Just watch out boys or
She might blast you
- You have to know
How to flirt -
In order to know
How to make it work
And have her let
You know you're famous
December 3, 2003
Best of the Roses,
John French    mystrawhat.com
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