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Date: Sat, 1 Oct 2005 08:23:43 -0700 (PDT)
From: Send an Instant Message "John French" <mosshead7@yahoo.com>  
Subject: In Short _ Difference Between Bon Jovi CD and Shrink Wrap Velveta Singles??????
To: showbiztonight@cnn.com
What's the difference between a Bon Jovi CD and and a shrink wrapped Velveta single?
 
FUCKING NOTHING!
 
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
 
What's the difference between a Bon Jovi CD and and a shrink wrapped Velveta single?
 
Well, similarities:
  • both are friendly "unit shifters"
  • both have sold "hundreds of millions!"
  • both really fucking cheezy
  • both bought by people who obviously like "over processed" shit
  • both bought by people who obviously don't care if they buy over processed shit
  • reliance on big commercial hooks, tons of marketing dollars and promo 
  • i never bought either

 

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